Didn't want an offer for free drinks to get lost on an overcrowded thread. So I thought I would start a new one to highlight this very generous offer.

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Hey Everyone!

We would like to sponsor a StreetEasy Meet Up for Wednesday, March 3 at Wildwood BBQ. 6:30-8:30PM... or till you guys are finished bashing HFSComm.

Can't wait to meet you all!

good. i'd love to meet you.

well, you won't be part of the conversation or even group then. no handle or relationship to a handle, no entry. maybe you can come as malraux.

and if you pick a handle, you'll just have to wonder whether we've already met that person.

I don't think it'll be that hard to find it:

Picture a big, brassy upper middle-aged (or "of a certain age") woman. Woman, not lady, not girl, not broad, not gal, woman. As in "woman's sizes". With clown-dyed hair in a "hairdo". With big gaudy gold-tone jewelry (brooches and the like) on a big gaudy novelty-colored dress suit or pants suit or the like. And vaudeville makeup to match, of course. Lives in a scared-white-woman neighborhood like Yorkville or one of those beige areas on the eastern side of midtown.

Powdery makeup that accentuates every wrinkle and sag.

liz, bail and representation are guaranteed.

but, sadly, the husband won't be attending (although this kind of pisses him off, because he has a good time at these events). and i'll be going by AR, not my real name. just don't call me aboutready, it doesn't work now.

matt, alan has put up the link. you're so lame you can't click? it's the old avalon space you were so in love with, PAS. if i recall correctly.

sorry, matt, you're correct. the link is in the other thread, about halfway down the page. but here it is again.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/wildwood-bbq-new-york

yes

ooo, we're afraid. very afraid. of the great hfscomm1 who is continually violating the terms of his/her involvement on this website.

you're a joke. pitiful.

show up. do. i'm sure they have a nice piece of paper to give you if you do.

and we know and can identify virtually everyone at these gatherings. so good luck.

i'll be sure to ask the owners to keep the security tapes. potential evidence. i know the owners so...

Sounds good. Will try to attend. Early middle-aged, but no overdone make-up. No gaudy jewelery.
Looking forward to meeting Liz. We have the music P.R. biz in common.

Jim: If so, I have another 10 years. And I still look great. How old/young are you?

AR: You have never met the StreetEasy staff before? That is surprising. Is this the first event they will be attending?

But the good news for me is that apparently you all are allowing the middle aged to attend. I am going to break out a new box of heavy powder, grease my creases, and show up.

W81 is the only SE person I know. Please show up W81. I'm looking forward to meeting all the infamous bloggers and sharing ancient Club 57 stories with alanhart. And just to be certain, when StreetEasy says they are going to "sponsor" this event, they are talking about buying cocktails, right? Not curing SE addictions, right?

apt23, did i say that somewhere, or imply it? they attended the first wine & roses event.

yes. first post on this thread in response to their invitation. i look forward to meeting you. for some reason you are the only person on this thread that i have a visual image of and i want to see if it matches.

apt23, the moderators removed the comment just before mine.

having met many people from SE, i gave up the visual imagery game, although i've heard JM is HOT. i'm a fat middle-aged hag. my husband sobs nightly at the sight of me. my daughter cringes when she brings friends home, tries to do so as infrequently as possible, you get the picture.

JM, what were you doing trolling through "related categories: animals/sex"?

Juiceman. That is so entirely rude and I really couldn't stop laughing. AR: the image comes exclusively from your writing style. Not that we might be oversensitive on this site but really...I'm not stalking you.....really. i mean really.

It would be my first time. I would never show up with ill will. I don't know about Gator. He's probably too busy with his new google page. If I can get back to town, it will be nice to meet all of you.

all this talk of warm weather vacations is making me jealous.

glamma, my family got me a complete set of floorplan dishes for x-mas.

right on cue.

... where cue = crazy uninteresting emetic

Well garshk, Liz, thanks ... but that's you all over (both hot yourself AND flattering, I mean)!

mimi, i'll see you soon. but too bad you can't be there.

yes, there are some people we miss. high on my list is divvie, 30yrs, tenemental, cc. i also miss happyrenter, now owner, who shows up sometimes, but was one of my partners in political beliefs. LP was great, and showed up the other day.

liz, you shouldn't have. you're an awesome babe (riding cowboys, f'ng awesome). i'll bring the novel.

ugh, what a useless asshole.

who cares? he's not banned, he's just not here. i actually admire his restraint.

what an accomplishment you can claim. maybe you can tell your grandchildren about it. i devoted umpteen hours to following and harrassing someone i didn't like on the internet.

they'll be impressed, i'm sure.

hsf, it was appropriate. you're the one fixated on toilets. i got a new one and moved on.

he is not banned. really. you are banned, i suspect you are on vacation this week. the implications of which are kind of sad.

you are the reason i will never leave this site. ever.

uwsmom, you can't be old, fat and enjoy Lost? despite w67th's recent scathing reviews of the season? (which has noting to do with being old and fat).

attend, damn you, attend.

hsf, you should write for Palin. she too totally misconstrues everything she reads (not much), hears, or is told.

i know you have an agenda, it's clear, but your hatred for me has made you into a caricature. fine, 95% of the people think you're a fool. why do you do this? you obviously lie and distort and hate. for what reason? to look stupid?

piss off.

i knew it had something to do with the sotomayor thread. i knew it, you showed up shortly after that. i'll have to go back and review. sorry that i don't like a judicial process that involves uncalled for intimidation and often scorn.

and not true at all. there are plenty of people i like, many of them on this board. and everyone here who knows me knows how much i love my family. many have met my husband. you constantly point to my "scorn" for my family. prove it.

i was very pro-hilary. when obama won i gave money to him. i supported obama in every way (my husband was an obama supporter, not clinton). when he named his economic team i was horribly worried. people on this board told me i was idiotic to be concerned about the geithner appointment because he had spent his life as a public servant. who the hell is most likely to want to parlay that position into a private job?

but enough. now i know from whence you came. you're entirely misguided. but such is life.

oh stop with the spellling shit. who pays attention to every word they write on an anonymous blog? unless of course they have issues. yeah, and the astrologer, just making up more shit?

are you showing up for the next SE event? and announcing who you are?

i wonder why? or why not?

you're a cowardly, nasty, and unliked piece of shit. congratulations on your achievements here. you have spent months trying to discredit certain people but instead you've gotten nowhere. good work.

Ima come and introduce myself as Alpine/The President...

absof'nglutely brilliant. my favorite is the "he invented the question mark." although the shorn scrotum must follow closely behind. evil.
nada, are you attending the SE event?

nada, i think we may share some cheap bastard qualities.