FIGHTING WORDS about LIC and other fringe areas

Go, pretend that 10K cash you have is worth 10 million.
Sorry, but prices are not going to 100 dollar psf in Manhattan.

Why don't you try somewhere in Montana.

Yes!
At least 30 people i personally know that reads these board have commented about you idiots.
It's how i even stumbled on this board.

anybody know where that walk up i'm supposedly renting is?

cc, you're sympathy is misplaced. bordering on noble, but misplaced.

a. next time, use north or south dakota as your example...have a business colleague who has done quite well with Montana real estate which before this current mess was shockingly high.

b. so, your 30 friends told you about "us" and you found us so revolting that you immediately began reading and posting here?

and now she's become ...

No, i'm your mother alanhart.
And i'm dirty.

"CC,
Only thing going north is my pen up your ass you stupid fuck."

The mixture of mental illness and sexual tension is sort of scary.

"CC,
Only thing going south is my feet down your throat you fucking idiot."

see what I mean?

Scary if you are a 50 year old virgin retard.

frightening beyond belief, but in an amusing sort of way.

i don't live in a walk up, bitchface.

That's 'virgetard' to you.

fair to say, she doesn't know whether she's coming or going. north, south, whatever.

Wicked Witch of the East and West.

AR,
No? Oh please stop acting..you're doing it again. 2,700 for a 2 bedroom in Manhattan for the past 4 years. Yes, it's a walkup whore.

Alanhart,
You're done with your money whack off yet?

Ask the voices in your head.

ah,
Hey...is that how you speak to your mother dickhead.
Now, go back to your room and whack off son.

would it be fair to say that you're foaming at the mouth?

Frothy.

guess you missed the discussion of the rental increase. and the discussion of the location. maybe that's because you bought "hook on phonics" rather than "hooked".

who else was dissin' the working girls recently?

Foaming? My mouth? No, your anal is. How bout 2 pencils?

Location?
You don't even live in Manhattan. Stop pretending to be rich.
You sound like an idiot 99% of the time.

who's pretending?

anyone else think that CarolSt might be ericho?

who give a rat's ass who is rich or not? answer, a real estate broker!! or an investor in a shitty apartment who needs rampant wealth to continue artificially inflating a market!!

I'm LICComment, rabbit, ericho, stevef, etc. etc. etc.

LOL!! I'm your worst nightmare bitch!

so back to your 30 friends. tell us more.

you're a stupid gnat. and you amuse me so keep it up.

I do you dumb ass! Brokers don't inflation real estate prices. PEOPLE DO!!!
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT? PEOPLE THAT BUY DO!

I bet CarolSt is posting from Lincoln Women's Correctional Facility. But she should really be at Bellevue or Willowbrook.

AR,
And here you are talking to a stupid gnat!!! What does that make you? You fucking dumb ass.

a true sign of respect for her customers. nice.

I suggest condo, coop interview could be tough.

I'm home with you Alan...are you done whacking off yet? You're 50+ and unemployed! Go find a fucking job.

too bad the buyers are just saying no to the prices of the last few years.

stupid gnat.

AH, there's always the future. her potential is boundless.

so lets see, i'm 40 and living with my parents. any other special insights?

NO?
LOL!! AR You're dumber than i thought. There are still people going into contracts and BUYING above 1,000 psf in Manhattan!!!!! Only people saying NO are people like you that can't afford it!!

can we assume that you keep this side up yourself under wraps when dealing with customers?

CC, no.

Only thing i'm wrapping are your balls.

Where's 67?

CarolSt, when are you up for parole?

Why don't you signoff and log back in alanhart..or should i say AR...or CC!!!
LOL! You bitches are too funny. Where's 67? Where's AR? This isn't the 80s, gangs are not cool anymore.

so...in the world according to carolst, the only reason not to buy a rapidly depreciating asset is because you can't afford it? so, if you're wealthy you either stupid or don't care? i would have to say that my experience with wealthy people is that they tend to care quite a bit about their money and they are generally not stupid.

Bellevue has free internet access?

i was going to pay my bills with some of my non-existent money but this is priceless entertainment. should be sad, and is on some level, but on another level this is hilarious.

LOL!
CC, people with 100K in the bank are not wealthy stupid.
People with net worth north of 10 million are wealthy and they won't be here like you acting all dumb and name calling. They have jobs. They have goals.

People buy depreciating asset all the time.
Cars, homes, etc. etc.

well...lets see, ytd car sales are down around 40%? yep, people are buying them like hot cakes. and, by the way, bmw sales are down around 42% so its not just chevies that are hurting.

why are you busy bothering us when there are so many people with oodles of money just waiting for your charming self to show them some properties? get out there girl, you're wasting time and opportunity.

Wow!
That was fun.

Hey guys, i'm heading out. See you guys at the coffee shop at 1pm.
ttyl.

AR,
I'll be over with Jimmy tonight.

Tell Bob to take it easy.

Doesn't quite achieve rufus-level extravagance, but not bad, not bad.

less content, more style.

i was not around for rufus ... don't really understand where this all comes from. when i asked last nite, what was the point? I actually was curious. still am...can you explain what's up with someone like this?

Could be a plant from BHS, Cork, etc..etc..trying to discredit the Boards. Kinda SOP. Watch to see which threads they try to infiltrate. Similar but not quite as nasty 2 weeks ago.

cc, it's the same fascinating "on the brink" thing that's exploited so well by John Cassavetes and Pedro Almodóvar, among others.

but reading through it just makes the plant look stupid---so what's the point?

because a newcomer will pick a thread, read 5 lines, say this is garbage and leave. The triumvirate doesn't care about its current strength, they are worried about its potential growth. They fear the day, when any buyer will say, just before submitting a bid, wait, let me check Streeteasy.

Carol, I have 50 friends who think your a psycho bitch, so that beats your 30 friends.
ney ney!

I love the tirade though, that was awesome..epic you might even say.

But in all honesty...she snapped...maybe it was reading CC's comments about rabbit jamming TV's up his ass (sideways I might add) or more likely the fact she hasn't earned a commission in at least 6 months (sorry Carol...I really am)

Or perhaps she realizes she is a dirty stinking broker and is ashamed.
either way, that was epic!

Oh that was fun! I am on bedrest and you gave me a good laugh. Carol I was looking for a $4bedrooms apt last year to be paid cash, and now I think I will be waiting. The Manhattan market is not expensive, if you wanna see expensive, try to buy in London (prime location.com ), but it is the weakest one I have seen. With the taxes and mngt fees, so many people I know can't afford to stay put. It is even sadder with the families who can't afford the school fees anymore.

For London, www.findaproperty.co.uk is better than prime location.

The UK sites are great. Floor plans even for houses, which you see here only for new tract jobs.

What the hell happened here?

Stay calm people. Wow!

Does CarolSt have tourets?

nyc10022... no that would be me... carolst.. is just well... carolst... the happiest broker this side of LIC....

OK, suggestion for streeteasy... an "ignore all broker shills" button.

bump