Mano el srhimpo... who's funnier? w67thstreet of shrimpie?

I'm gonna keep going until Matt personally visits my house....

Did you mean, "w67thstreet OR shrimpie?"

Did you also mean to mention your Rolex?

did i mention, they're are all fake? I've sold my watch collection after college... ...

Oh, in that case, you can always mention how much you squat.

500lbs

Well, keep it up, in case the Porsche stalls, you'll be able to push it home.

I've got a backup turbo...

of course you do.

(ps, correct yep yepper language is "I've gotz a backup turbo... "

shall we do it with shell on or off?

How much you wanna bet that these two jokers are the same person?

how much you wanna bet these three jokers are the same person?

same person...if that were to be true it would idicate a need for immediate medical attention. Most likely electricity would be involved.

how much you wanna bet these four jokers are the same person?

None.

of course not...you're clearly one of them.

Pardon?

67, it would pain me to find out you're shrimp boy.

are you kidding? wonderboy is shrimp face.

JuiceMan, this isn't about me. Call me anyone you want. I'm here solely because of w67thstreet and his over the top, always right, always bragging, attention-seeking and hostile personality.

not about you? hohoho. and i'm santa.

not about you either, despite all of the personal detail you like to provide. How does your husband feel that you mentioned the other day on streeteasy that he was a tax deadbeat when you met him?

No, you instigated. You might call yourself Santa, but we know better. But again, this isn't about you. Are you jealous of all the attention heaped on your buddy?

nopig: " I'm here solely because of w67thstreet"
Isn't this a true love statement? Reminds me of my teenage years, when we used to pick fights with the guy we liked...
Spending all this time in a board just to pick on west67? I smell over-fried pigandshrimp.
AR you got mail, the asking advice kind.

mimi, can I suggest you read my postings (including those in Google cache, see below) and you'll get a few lessons on how to goad someone on. That was weak. See how I've turned w67thstreet into this,
w67thstreet: "Don't you get it... the more you hate my "showing" off and dildo jokes... the more itz comingz atz youz... LMAO... "

for your education: http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:PBUWHCjaAIQJ:www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/13151-what-is-w67thstreet-our-doggie-yepyepper-doing-now

mimi, have replied.

pigboy, seek help.

sure, send me the number of your family therapist.

i hate to burst your bubble, pigboy, but you haven't turned anyone into anything. once again, nice try.

once a pig...always a pig.

west67th is my all time favorite...i have no idea who the other is.

I have a serious question for you aboutready. Is w67thstreet the man you wish you had married, not your husband? You could get a smart, strong, masculine, ethnic man with a cool accent (all words end in a z sound) like w67thstreet. w67thstreet who has his kids educations paid for (before the age of 6), has $1MM in the bank and a Porsche and a Rolex Daytona and can squat 500lbs, all after immigrating to this country and growing up poor and working for his mom starting at the age of 7. Instead you settled for a "delightful" man who is as much a tax cheat as Tim Geithner. Is that YOUR infatuation with w67thstreet? mimi, help me out here, you have a good sense on jealousy as you suggested above, and we'll leave aside that aboutready is a stay at home vs. w67thstreet's medical doctor wife and so she might not quite be his caliber.

Been on the can for 3 hours. I think I may be allergic to shrimp. Ugggggggg, oh crap why are clean public bathrooms so hard to find?

Does iPhone have an app for that?

nevermind aboutready, w67thstreet just reminded me why you'd likely go for the "delightful" man rather than the guy who talks about his hours on the toilet. I bet your husband doesn't do that, and so perhaps w67thstreet's sexiness is best left for nighttime fantasy (and fights on streeteasy.)

OMG! Save some of the sexual tension for tonite. Ay caramba.

caramba is spelled with a z at the end of it

'But two wrong choices in life, we would all be homeless' my dad.

Falcogold1. Rest assured I've only kept one handle. It would be too easy to get cheap laughs with new handles everyday. Although the Somali pirate person needs to out himself.

Shrimpie alas was colonelklink who forgot her password. Lmao.

Gotta go find a bathroom.

w67thstreet -
Shrimpie alas was colonelklink who forgot her password. Lmao.

Good one. Also clever how you worked the "shrimpie" in there too to insult my absurd posting name.

w67th street--here you go. phew...hopefully just in time

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Find-a-Nearby-Toilet-with-Your-iPhone-103253.shtml

thxs CC, you saved my azz..... literally : )

Do they have an app for farting noises? I know the answer :)

exclude the daughter from the equation. But seriously yep yepper my little hemorrhoidal chihuahua / rottweiler mixed-breed, don't you think you could have come to her defense after my post last evening? We know you aren't ignoring me (http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/13578-shrimpie-my-loins-yearn-for-thee-), so maybe if you weren't a hog, or a farmed shrimp when it comes to an actual fight, you would have stood up for her. What disappointment for a guy who can squat 500 lbs and is articulate as this:

w67thstreet 5 days ago ignore this person report abuse http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/13424-more-evidence-the-recession-is-over
Why limit it to just auto workers? I hear the little village in India where 95% of dildos are made is in dire straits. Me thinkz we should think globally and maybe these dipshit autoworkers who unionized their $20/hr jobs into the ground already got running water and $1 menus....
So where is the mrs. and mine sex toy rebate? where, where, where... and can I get a rebate for my Ferragamos?
One other thing.... maybe if all these new car buyers took MASS TRANSIT and walked.. it would 1) save environment 2) save healthcare 3) increase mass transit 4) lower my FUCKING taxes!
DIPSHIT circle jerking, having sex with mistresses in foreign countries, kidney selling, cigar sex with interns, gay closeted holier than thou, blind cheating, cheating on your wife with cancer, keebler cookie eating, can't sell my house, self serving save my old WS firm POLITICIANS!

That was interesting, let me re-write:

we all know aboutready can take care of herself. I bet she's got a solid groin kick to go along with her "piss offs" and other hourly foul-mouthed insults, plus she paid off her tax cheat husband's debts when they got married (or maybe to get him to marry her?) so we have a pretty good idea of who wears the pants in the family if you ...

exclude the daughter from the equation. But seriously yep yepper my little hemorrhoidal chihuahua / rottweiler mixed-breed, don't you think you could have come to her defense after my post last evening? We know you aren't ignoring me (http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/13578-shrimpie-my-loins-yearn-for-thee-), so maybe if you weren't a hog, or a farmed shrimp when it comes to an actual fight, you would have stood up for her. What disappointment for a guy who can squat 500 lbs and is articulate as this:

w67thstreet 5 days ago ignore this person report abuse http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/talk/discussion/13424-more-evidence-the-recession-is-over
Why limit it to just auto workers? I hear the little village in India where 95% of dildos are made is in dire straits. Me thinkz we should think globally and maybe these dipshit autoworkers who unionized their $20/hr jobs into the ground already got running water and $1 menus....
So where is the mrs. and mine sex toy rebate? where, where, where... and can I get a rebate for my Ferragamos?
One other thing.... maybe if all these new car buyers took MASS TRANSIT and walked.. it would 1) save environment 2) save healthcare 3) increase mass transit 4) lower my FUCKING taxes!
DIPSHIT circle jerking, having sex with mistresses in foreign countries, kidney selling, cigar sex with interns, gay closeted holier than thou, blind cheating, cheating on your wife with cancer, keebler cookie eating, can't sell my house, self serving save my old WS firm POLITICIANS!

nopigorshrimp goes away now. Ignore button pushed. Goodbye!

are you related to carolst?

you are far more foul than the rest of us combined. malicious, and even worse, entirely lacking in humor. ciao. unpleasant dreams.

and ignore.

mimi, all bad things no longer exist if you bury your head in the sand. North Korea, Nazis, Soviets, skinheads, cancer, avian flu, obesity,

Ignore button works so well.

dammit shrimpie... I think you gave me the crabs... I'm starting to itch all over... which reminds me of Porky's, now that was an excellent swine movie.. don't you agree aboutready/mimi...

I don't know if shrimpie knows it, but she's gonna need some therapy.... or maybe this is her "therapy" from her sad little "real" life where she is green with envy of every NYCer that rides the train with? -shrug-

Shrimpie, drink haterade in moderation.... esp. in nyc, where there is bound to be a younger, hotter, richer, more-centered, better connected, chick with perkier boobs.... It's the god-awful truth. If you wanna be a big-shot here, we'll you'd better be the top .0000001% in what you do, nope top 50th percentile won't do, I can't be bothered hanging out with boring/unaccomplished RE borker like you, at least humor me.....

somebody seems frustrated.

ignore. npos1.

aboutready, yes I am malicious. The fuel for my malice comes from you, w67th and your ilk. Oh you guys are so good at your nastiness it turns to inspiration. (mimi isn't malicious, she's kind of cute like a lost kitten)

did you just forget your password again? whatz with the 1? LMAO... or no no no no no NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

you FEAR being on IGNORE! OMFG... OMFG....

w67thstreet, the most hurtful thing you said was when you spelled broker as a borker. damn that was rough

especially if you took your head out of about's ass and actually looked at my posts where not in one instance ever did I ever promote a property, promoter a broker, tell people to buy, suggest buying is a better option than renting, say the market is increasing or even make any predictions, pronouncements, claims or otherwise on the real estate market, the economy, or anything else other than you and your cohorts and your offensive being.

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did you just forget your password again? whatz with the 1? LMAO... or no no no no no NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
you FEAR being on IGNORE! OMFG... OMFG....

believe it or not yep yepper, I actually give you more credit than that stupid assumption.

i'm taking my marbles and going home... you're stupid shrimpie... if you wanna play match wits, play match wits... I'm just feeling sorry for you...

Sweet dreamz....

translation:
"i'm taking my Rolex and Porsche and yacht and going home to my wife the medical doctor."

Wow I didn't know you spoke two languages. Dog to crazy. Nice nice.

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