w67..the gospel according to George Carlin...

That's really true but WHY? I've been asking myself that question for years!

What's cool about George carlin is that he developed into his persona from a very staid stand up comic. It's as if Seinfeld as he got older started doing more political stuff with a bent towards serious social commentary.

Carlin will be missed. Thxs for bringing back that line stevef, correct me if I am wrong but that comment is about the 'privilage' of being Americans.

Father, is it possible that G-d could create a rock so big that even he himself could not move it?

How about....

(1) In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem

(2) Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here

(3) No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it

Amend #1 to (1) In America, almost everyone can vote. That's the problem.

he was a genius....no one can come close, except of course you west.

I'm not even close. Have way too much 'agenda'.

But herez a good one by the late and still great g carlin:
'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

And 'agita'.

jumbo shrimp, military intelegence, well informed broker

I know George Carlin liked to curse a lot. But was part of his routine to always tell you how great he was and how his money from comedy bought him a Rolex, a yacht, a Porsche, trust funds for his kids, and on and on?

Remember, one from Group A, AND ALSO one from Group B. If you don't have both, it isn't our favorite chihuahua / rottweiler mixed-breed doggie w67thstreet.

Shrimpie. Therez a difference between knowing g carlin and 'getting' George carlin. Me thinkz you've never seen chris rock or Dave chapelle or even Eddie Murphy ( raw).

Get over the ick factor of human sperm meeting human egg, for your informaion your mama bobbed for apples with your dad and it didn't involve apples.

And plz contribute to the thread or get off the potty.

Good thinkzing doggie.

Here's some of doggie's latest contribution to streeteasy:

w67thstreet
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report abuse Wherez that can of whoopazz?

Modern - I have 3 cars in the household. My turbo logged 900 miles in the last 9 months. I'm a commercial RE investor, with a track record of doing deals and am ALWAYS looking. I can't stop being a "business" person. My accountant gave me a choice of designating a car for business... I chose TT. As i said, in my prior career had lots of dealings with corporate types. Sponsored and took part in corporate junkets.... you don't know tax cheating till you've been around little banking MDs fighting over the Concorde or 1st class....those are little beeeytchess.... I fear NO audit and sleep well every nite.

Here a question, if Jenna Jameson buys vaginal cream cause she's got a yeastie? is it work related or personal use, and let's say for argument sake she got it 30% from husband and 70% from doing movies? Should we have a forensic vaginacologist to determine the source of yeast? I'd love to be in that IRS audit.

30yrs.. I've got 4 words for you. "CAT FOOD"

As to your parking question, I like Tower 67 garage as it only allows monthlies and I don't have to deal with a parking lot full of Jersies getting their fill if Aida. Insurance, funny enough, I just got my bill for my $20MM personal umbrella policy. Section D subpart ii, third paragraph states I shall have on all motor vehicles and motorboats liability insurance of $1MM for my umbrella to be binding. FYI, even though I am 40yo w/ a 6yo and 4yo I carry NO life insurance, but just a $20MM umbrella insurance... why would that be? 30yrs... oh why?

Look, I'm getting tired of your pseudo "smarter" than thou, more experienced than thou, smoke jacket wearing little prima donna "persona" you like to portray on SE. Let me ask you something that's bugging me at the moment. You've been in NYC RE for 30 yrs in the greatest re-birth and renaissance of NYC in its history and then the greatest RE bubble in its history. My father came to NYC in 1977(so about the same time), a immigrant without a HS education, no english skills (still can't read or speak it well), with 3 kids in tow, a housewife and $2000.00 in his pocket. I was younger, but you and I grew up in NYC together, the bx burning, crack/aids epidemic, MTV, re-birth of the city, internet boom, 9/11, NYC RE bubble. You were older, were in NYC RE, saw 100s of LT cases, involved in many flips, many sales, come from a family of RE, all the while turning down offers from large brokerages cause they couldn't pay what you thought you should be paid. Donald made billions, Macklowes made billions, Kushners made billions and my dad (let's call him daddy monkey) is 10x richer than I and hasn't had to work in 15 yrs (me just 7yrs).

Given all this, I would think a person such as yourself wouldn't be sharing an office with a RE borker's desk abutting yours in the waning years of your career. If I had no kids, and was in my mid 50's, I'd be traveling the world with my wife never looking back.

So put your smoking jacket on, roll down the blinds, get your 35mm Linda Lovelace movie projector going and pop some popcorn.

Oh, yeah... four words.
FUCK YOU.

P.S. since 1989, Porsche has galvanized its unibodies and gives a 10 yr rust warranty. My car is 3 yrs old, I'm covered.

arguable the most bubbilicious gr