I' m looking for an apartment for my cat

Nothing comes to mind. The problem is that cat food is really expensive, so you won't be able to pay the cat's rent and the building will fall to bankruptcy.

I demand to see the Condo Board memo.

Huh? Condo Board memo? Talk about non sequitor!

This is a request for an apartment for locher's cat.

I demand to see the Condo Board memo about locher's cat

It's the Condo Board's meow, as the saying goes.

How about 250 east 65 th St? Plenty to eat for your cat.

I demand to see the Condo Board memo about the w67thstreet problem.

http://www.houseofcatsintl.com/images/luxury.jpg

Will you also be moving with the cat, as well?

Is your cat single?

"Is your cat single?"

Isn't that housing discrimination?