Looking for Igor

Buy you a coffee & pick your brain FOR AN HOUR?!? An expensive lunch, MAYBE........

Are you out there, Igor?

He's holding out for dinner at Per Se...

I suppose I could arrange that, if he's up for a little dine & dash!

I wonder if Igor would be willing to post his contact info and reveal his identity on a message board...

Uptowngal - I fear you're right. There are a lot of jerks lurking here, and several have made ignorant and unfounded written attacks and insults with respect to certain of Igor's prior posts. I would certainly understand if he was reluctant to post his contact info.

So, if you're out there, please drop me a line at streeteasyMEL@gmail.com. Please include a link to your profile on your company's web site so I know it's you.

Thanks very much.

Igor hasn't posted in a while. Don't hold your breath.

Thanks for helping keeping this thread at the top of the list.

Mel, from your posts you strike me as a very eager young go-getter. I'd like to see how such a person decorates his/her apartment. In exchange for a glazed donut, I'd like to come-over and spend an hour with you/your family discussing your color-scheme and the feng-shui of your place.

So, if you're out there, please post your home address. Please include your D.O.B. and social security number as well as the names/ages of your children so I know it's you. Also, if you have a pet I'd appreciate knowing how much it weighs and whether its been neutered?

Thanks very much.

Parody of a silly request, that's all. Your explitives demonstrate a lack of class.

:-(

Indeed. While qwerty's "sad smiley face" demonstrates impeccible breeding and taste.

Right-oh. Just as qwerty's inability to spell "expletive" demonstrates a quality education.

Double :-(

that's funny

Many very smart people can't spell (something about the phonics system that was ignored for a brutal 10-15 or so years of the American public school system education). But, qwerty, I find the excessive sarcasm a bit tiresome myself (sometimes these message boards sound so much like two fourteen-year-old boys saying "I'm right, you're wrong" that I want to go to other more interesting forums. But wait, I did so and they're not quite so much fun). Really though, can't we all be a bit more clever? There seems to be some potential here, beyond the slash and burn and the I said, he said. Exchanging info and ideas can be fun (and even a bit vitriolic) while legit.

Aboutready - I largely agree with you but I need something to keep me busy while Waiting for Igor.
Regards.

Waiting for Igor. Now that's pretty funny.

On the other hand it might be better to strike the iron before it freezes.

Igor!

Try the igor search:http://www.streeteasy.com/nyc/search?search=igor

excellent, that's just what they'll be expecting