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HELP !! Helicopter Pilot Gift !

Started by NYCMatt
over 14 years ago
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I'm at a total loss, and I want to get this taken care of well before the summer season ends. What ever does one get for the pilot of the helicopter that shuttles them between Manhattan and Montauk during the summer? HELP!
Response by sjtmd
over 14 years ago
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let him borrow your food stamps card

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Response by bjw2103
over 14 years ago
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Just tip him very very well. You should be up for that!

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Response by realestated
over 14 years ago
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treasuries

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Response by bramstar
over 14 years ago
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Matt, you're a nut :-)

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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we let ours use our southhampton home for a wk..that's easily $20k plus...the pauper probably subletted it.

who still goes to montauk besides bethenny.. you might as well be in quogue with cindy.

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Response by alanhart
over 14 years ago
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You know what you really want is to give him your dowry.

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Response by Socialist
over 14 years ago
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This thread makes a great argument for HIGHER taxes.

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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sarcasm, only for smart people...

over your head socialist. think harder.

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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ur specialll.

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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commence sea lion clap.

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Response by aboutready
over 14 years ago
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a nice fruit basket

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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do you get it now or socialist or are you still trying to compute your new helicopter tax, pencil in seal hand?

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Response by Socialist
over 14 years ago
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Helicopters only hae one purpose: to drop money out of.

Now excuse me, I got to go. I hear the black helicopters coming.

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Response by 1OneWon
over 14 years ago
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haha!! Too funny! Right over your head!

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Response by falcogold1
over 14 years ago
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Matt,
Maybe you could utilize a broker card to use the bathroom in a vacant apt.
Bring the polit and treat him or her to a "NOONER".
Keep in mind that you should old put in 6%...it's just a tip!

From the Post today:

Obama beats Weiner

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Response by falcogold1
over 14 years ago
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only put in 6%
(typo)

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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Socialist..

you remind me of that mentally narrow mother in the PTA meeting scene in Donnie Darko where said mom wanted to ban a shakespear (or was it hamu?) book due to its sardonic play on nudity..

"no tits in my classroom!, let's ban shakespear and tax such books at once!"

do you take everything at face value in life?

is this why you want to tax everyone?

for your lack of mental depth and subtle humour?

as one won said, right over your [limited] head!

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Response by dwell
over 14 years ago
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Updated prescription sunglasses, designer, of course!

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Response by falcogold1
over 14 years ago
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dwell=winner

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Response by kylewest
over 14 years ago
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Edible bouquet. A never-miss hit!

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Response by alanhart
over 14 years ago
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Yeah, at a "B" mall near you.

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Response by wavedeva
over 14 years ago
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1. See Helicopter Pilot Gifts:
http://www.helicoptersonly.com/contents/en-us/d36.html

2. Write nice thank you note. Include money.

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Response by wavedeva
over 14 years ago
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P.S. The helicopter key chains look unique, especially the horizon indicator model.

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Response by kylewest
over 14 years ago
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alan, that isn't witty. its obvious humor. try harder.

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Response by alanhart
over 14 years ago
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My point precisely, kylewest

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Response by huntersburg
over 14 years ago
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alan, we expect more than the obvious from you.

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Response by ss400k
over 14 years ago
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alan, go to your corner. join socialist and the other walruses.

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Response by huntersburg
over 14 years ago
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alan is too wasted to find his corner

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