HELP !! Helicopter Pilot Gift !
Started by NYCMatt
over 14 years ago
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Member since: May 2009
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I'm at a total loss, and I want to get this taken care of well before the summer season ends. What ever does one get for the pilot of the helicopter that shuttles them between Manhattan and Montauk during the summer? HELP!
let him borrow your food stamps card
Just tip him very very well. You should be up for that!
treasuries
Matt, you're a nut :-)
we let ours use our southhampton home for a wk..that's easily $20k plus...the pauper probably subletted it.
who still goes to montauk besides bethenny.. you might as well be in quogue with cindy.
You know what you really want is to give him your dowry.
This thread makes a great argument for HIGHER taxes.
sarcasm, only for smart people...
over your head socialist. think harder.
ur specialll.
commence sea lion clap.
a nice fruit basket
do you get it now or socialist or are you still trying to compute your new helicopter tax, pencil in seal hand?
Helicopters only hae one purpose: to drop money out of.
Now excuse me, I got to go. I hear the black helicopters coming.
haha!! Too funny! Right over your head!
Matt,
Maybe you could utilize a broker card to use the bathroom in a vacant apt.
Bring the polit and treat him or her to a "NOONER".
Keep in mind that you should old put in 6%...it's just a tip!
From the Post today:
Obama beats Weiner
only put in 6%
(typo)
Socialist..
you remind me of that mentally narrow mother in the PTA meeting scene in Donnie Darko where said mom wanted to ban a shakespear (or was it hamu?) book due to its sardonic play on nudity..
"no tits in my classroom!, let's ban shakespear and tax such books at once!"
do you take everything at face value in life?
is this why you want to tax everyone?
for your lack of mental depth and subtle humour?
as one won said, right over your [limited] head!
Updated prescription sunglasses, designer, of course!
dwell=winner
Edible bouquet. A never-miss hit!
Yeah, at a "B" mall near you.
1. See Helicopter Pilot Gifts:
http://www.helicoptersonly.com/contents/en-us/d36.html
2. Write nice thank you note. Include money.
P.S. The helicopter key chains look unique, especially the horizon indicator model.
alan, that isn't witty. its obvious humor. try harder.
My point precisely, kylewest
alan, we expect more than the obvious from you.
alan, go to your corner. join socialist and the other walruses.
alan is too wasted to find his corner