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Alpine292 sells his FIRST apartment as a broker!

Started by UESBandit
over 16 years ago
Posts: 328
Member since: Jan 2009
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April fools day!! He couldnt sell a fire extinguisher to someone who was on fire, you all know that! If you cant tell, this is a parody on his "jokes" posted earlier today. Enjoy.....
Response by mdasch
over 16 years ago
Posts: 167
Member since: Nov 2008

I chuckled.

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Response by urbandigs
over 16 years ago
Posts: 3629
Member since: Jan 2006

should have used the 'couldnt sell nose plugs to a proctologist' line instead..

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Response by UESBandit
over 16 years ago
Posts: 328
Member since: Jan 2009

"couldnt sell nose plugs to a proctologist"

Ha! Thats classic.

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Response by alpine292
over 16 years ago
Posts: 2771
Member since: Jun 2008

actually guys, I really did sell my first house today. It's in Bed-Stuy. Here is a picture of it:

http://www.suburban-nightmare.com/images/housepics/crackhouse.jpg

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Response by jimstreeteasy
over 16 years ago
Posts: 1967
Member since: Oct 2008

Well, you could start with selling a sister or neice or something. Family members usually like to chip in with a new business enterprise.

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